what if your ex said these to you

1. Hi how are you?- GREAT cause you're not with me no more. (:

2. Hey! you want to go to mall?- Don't you have your own GF?

3. i love you.- I don't. Sorry. (:

4. do u want some cookies?- I don't like to take things from you. Sorry.

5. can you take me a picture?- Don't you have your own hands?

6. help me in my homework- No wonder. You're so stupid.

7. Here's my gift to you.- I told you. I don't like to take things from you.

8. Let's just be textmates erk?- I don't want to waste my credits on you.

9. Do you want me to buy you an ipod?- Okay. I take back all those words. I want it. :D

10. Let's sit together in the bus- I've got my own partner.

11. Hi baby!- Oh hello loser. (:

12. you still cute.- I know. :P

13. i still love you.- Too bad.

14. can i visit your house?- Don't you have other work to do?

15. do you love me?- What do you think?